SO, SEE THESE CLOCKS HERE..THEY ARE SECONDS APART..AND ON MY COMPUTER TOO..ONE SECOND ITS 2AM, AND HELL, BEFORE A GIRL HAS TIME TO TAKE THAT IN, ITS BACK TO 1AM...GOD, IF ONLY THAT HAPPENED EVERY WEEKEND! SO, YES INDEEDY THE CLOCKS WENT BACK HERE..ITS OFFICIALLY WINTER...AND FOR ME..IM PLUNGED INTO DARKNESS..ITS BEEN DARK WHEN I GOT UP FOR WEEKS, BUT NOW IT WILL ALSO BE DARK WHEN I LEAVE TO GO HOME.  AS I WORK IN THE WORLDS MOST GODFORSAKEN SHOPPING CENTRE..THAT MEANS UNLESS I GO OUTSIDE DURING MY BREAKS, I WILL NEVER SEE DAYLIGHT...THANK GOD FOR SMOKING!  AND FOR VITAMIN D, WHICH I HAVE STARTED TAKING IN HEAPS...YOU KNOW THAT THEY THINK THAT MS IS SOMETHING TO DO WITH VITAMIN D DEFICIENCY..GOD, WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT! 

SO. ONE MIGHT ALSO WONDER, WHY THE PIRATE OUTFIT..WELL, LET ME TELL YOU..WHEN ONE WORKS IN BAKERY, HALLOWEEN IS THE BUSIEST WEEKEND OF THE YEAR, AND WE ALL HAVE TO DRESS UP! NORMALLY, I WOULDNT GIVE FANCY DRESS A THOUGHT..WELL, APART FROM FUCK OFF.. BUT GIVE ME A PROPER WAGE, PERHAPS MORE THAN I HAVE EVER EARNED AND I MIGHT ENTERTAIN THE THOUGHT!   AND LETS JUST FORGET ABOUT THE FACT THAT I THOUGHT I HAD SWITCHED OFF ALL THE RETARDERS,BY MISTAKE,  (THATS FRIDGES TO YOU), AND ALL THE STUFF HAD BEEN RUINED, WITH WATER ALL OVER THE FLOOR. AT THIS POINT WE WOULD JUST HAVE TO DISCUSS HEALTH AND SAFETY...OK, LUCKILY I DIDNT...BUT I DID DO A RISK ASSESSMENT OF THE SHOP WHICH INCLUDED 26 POINTS, AND ALSO DID A SWOT...DOES ANYONE ELSE DO THIS OR IS IT JUST RETAIL..

TO JUMP OFF AT A COMPLETE TANGENT...IM READING THE ENCHANTRESS OF FLORENCE BY SALMAN RUSHDIE AND I BELIEVE ITS HIS BEST BOOK SINCE THE SATANIC VERSES...WHICH I LOVED...WHEN HE IS GOOD, THERE IS NO ONE WHO EVEN COMES CLOSE..HENCE MIDNIGHTS CHILDREN. AND YET HE HAS ALSO WRITTEN SO MUCH DROSS..THE GROUND BENEATH HER FEET,  I REST MY CASE!

IM OUT NOW...WRITERS BLOCK..OR IS IT THAT IM TOO DRUNK TO TYPE PROPERLY....MMMMM.....