my, hilarious, often-quoted and renouned review of the most hilarious shows at the edinburgh festival...bet you cant wait.
in the mean time, as a side show...let me tell you, i fell in my bathroom, smacked the back of my head off the sink, pulled the shower door i was holding onto off its track, and smashed my back to smithereens. what fucking larks!
thank god for deep heat patches, cocodamol and ibruprofen gel!
and...of course, there is that power cut on the outer banks still going on..
if i believed in karma...i might wonder what i had done wrong in a former life...
HAHA!