The usual summary of my trip:
Days: 8
Islands visited: 3
Different accommodations: 4
Ferries taken: 2
Internal flights: 1
Hikes taken: 2
Hikes completed in the expected manner: 0
Mars bars eaten: 2
Fanta’s drunk: many, each on as delicious as the last
Average price of a meal on Sal: CVE0 (all inclusive)